This is a slam poem that I appreciate, at least. I think it's EXTREMELY well done... and it made me laugh. Enjoy. ^^
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
*ahem* so... I am an idiot...
So, it's the new year now. Hurrah. But that has nothing to do with anything.
What I would REALLY like to tell you is how stupid I am.
Yes. This is voluntary. I am VOLUNTARILY telling you I am an idiot.
Sooooo...
Today!
I went to school. Just for the heck of it, I wore a skirt. Not really a winter skirt. A little short for that. But, alas, a skirt all the same. This was not problematic until... after school. Ish. You see, my teacher allowed me to keep my track stuff in her room for the day, correct? Well, when I go to pick it up, the room is very.
Very.
Locked.
So... That's pretty much it for track today. I obviously can't run, wearing wedge heels and all. Glory halleluja.
BUT!
My ride to school is also my ride home on Track days. Only aforementioned ride to school didn't even pick me up this morning, not to mention call to say he wasn't going to show. So, in addition to being thirty minutes late to first period, I am now stuck at school, all lonely-like, with no way to get home.
So around 2:30 I am bored out of my MIND. Now, previously I have just walked home when this happens. It's a pretty good walk, yes, and takes me about... Oh, almost an hour. So, with no options, really, I start to walk.
Have you ever walked for an hour in thirty degree weather?
In a skirt?
And high heels?
I think that my knee socks might have saved me from needing my legs amputated.
It was COLD. And MISERABLE. When I got home, I felt HORRIBLE. And then, guess what?
Mom came home from work early. If I had just called HOME, she probably could have picked me up.
Yeeeah.
So, I'm pretty sure I'm sick now. I have a headache, I'm stuffed up, and every time I walk around it's like my brain is stuck in permanent vertigo. You know, where you see splotches and feel like you're walking sideways.
I am an idiot.
So there.
What I would REALLY like to tell you is how stupid I am.
Yes. This is voluntary. I am VOLUNTARILY telling you I am an idiot.
Sooooo...
Today!
I went to school. Just for the heck of it, I wore a skirt. Not really a winter skirt. A little short for that. But, alas, a skirt all the same. This was not problematic until... after school. Ish. You see, my teacher allowed me to keep my track stuff in her room for the day, correct? Well, when I go to pick it up, the room is very.
Very.
Locked.
So... That's pretty much it for track today. I obviously can't run, wearing wedge heels and all. Glory halleluja.
BUT!
My ride to school is also my ride home on Track days. Only aforementioned ride to school didn't even pick me up this morning, not to mention call to say he wasn't going to show. So, in addition to being thirty minutes late to first period, I am now stuck at school, all lonely-like, with no way to get home.
So around 2:30 I am bored out of my MIND. Now, previously I have just walked home when this happens. It's a pretty good walk, yes, and takes me about... Oh, almost an hour. So, with no options, really, I start to walk.
Have you ever walked for an hour in thirty degree weather?
In a skirt?
And high heels?
I think that my knee socks might have saved me from needing my legs amputated.
It was COLD. And MISERABLE. When I got home, I felt HORRIBLE. And then, guess what?
Mom came home from work early. If I had just called HOME, she probably could have picked me up.
Yeeeah.
So, I'm pretty sure I'm sick now. I have a headache, I'm stuffed up, and every time I walk around it's like my brain is stuck in permanent vertigo. You know, where you see splotches and feel like you're walking sideways.
I am an idiot.
So there.
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