HICCUPS

Okay... so I have had the hiccups since 9:00 last night.
I cannot get rid of them. I've been drinking water. And for some reason I've been getting them in doubles, so not only am I hiccuping, but I'm going *hichic*.... *hichic*
IS THIS EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?!?!?!
Seriously, though. What are hiccups good for? And why do they all sound different? What about that man who had hiccups for like 60 years? I DON' WANNA HAVE THEM FOREVEEEER!
I know this was random, but it was all I could think of right now.
Darn you, hiccups. Darn yoooooou.